As the headline so succinctly states, I’m a goner this week. Sunning myself. Okay, more like burning myself to a crisp while trying not to get caught up in a riptide … or eaten by sharks …
While I’m away, I’ve invited some of my favorite funny bloggers to step in … and I’m kicking off my week away with one of my favorite funny ladies ever …
Hey, she even blogged about me. And I read her every day. Faithfully. In fact, I cashed in my frequent flyer miles so I could hop on an airplane and meet her in person here in October.
Without further ado, take it away my friend Kari at Thistlewood Farms …
Hello It’s All About Paint readers! I am so excited to be here today! My name is KariAnne and I blog over at Thistlewood Farms. I have been a fan of this blog since…..ummm…..since ever. I know that Linda is all about the paint. But you see….I am all about the stories. So here’s a chapter in the Thistlewood Farm journey.
The president of my fan club lives at my house. Actually, I think she is the president, vice president, secretary and treasurer all rolled into one. She is a fashionista, an artist, a cheerleader and could give advertising executive, Donny Deutsch a run for his money. She never misses a post.
“Mom….what if a celebrity looks at your blog?” Now, before we proceed….I feel it is imperative to let you know that my current readership consists of my mom, my sister and a few people who have googled “Ripley’s Believe It or Not.” But, hey, who am I to dampen the hefty expectations of my fan club?
So I replied, “Wow! What if they did?” It didn’t stop there. She continued, “Mom. What if more and more and more people saw your blog….and then a celebrity saw it and wanted you to go decorate their house? I mean mom, what if they saw…..and what if…. (now at this point her face is a study in concentration….furrowed brow….the works….thinking so hard about the most famous celebrity she could dream up).
“…..what if……..Christina Aguilara called you?” Really? REALLY? Christina Aguilara? Did anyone see booty shorts and red satin in that bathroom make-over? I’m not really sure that Christina would go for vintage, chippy, shabby chalkboards made from windows, that I found in the trash.But I can’t disappoint the fan club. I can’t let them down. So, Christina if you are reading this….. I love red satin…
Me again. As in me, Linda. Just chiming in to say thanks again Kari for the daily smiles and laughs … and those pictures and that beautiful room has me wishing my very own daughter didn’t turn her back on pink …
Heidi @ Decor & More says
Yay, Linda and KariAnne — two of my favorite gals in one place!
xo Heidi
Shirley@Housepitality Designs says
Hello Kari….this is Genevieve Gorder…how about coming over to my house and painting those gorgeous stripes on my front porch steps..Don’t forget the earrings!
Hello Linda…this is Shirley…great guest post!..Never tire of seeing that gorgeous room of KariAnne’s girls..so glad you cashed in your frequent flyer miles to stalk KariAnne…!
Bliss says
Ms. Thistle,
I hope you are praying like me that no riptides or sharks take away our beloved Linda…. we only signed up for guest slots for one week right? Or Christina A. if you are reading, do you also guest post on blogs in case Linda has to recoup from drinking salt water and teeth in her thighs?
~Bliss~
Amy@BuffaloRoam says
I love both of you ladies – too funny! Enjoy your time!!